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<img src="picklejar.png" /><p>As you leap inside the glass jar, you feel at home for the first time since waking up.
<p>Among your fellow pickles you have discovered your true destiny- to float in the saline liquid, to achieve an ultracucumberal lifespan.
<p>Suddenly, the fridge door opens.  You realize your folly in choosing the immediate bliss of the frigid pickle jar instead of thinking of your longterm survival. 
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<b>Mother's sandwich lacked one crucial ingredient.</b>
<h1>THE END</h1>
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